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Archive for October, 2009

Virgin Trains moves into perfume market with ‘scent of Pendolino’

Richard Branson continues to expand his Virgin empire with the bold launch of a range of new perfumes based on his Virgin Trains franchise. The first scent is inspired by his Pendolino trains, and is expected to be a best-seller with its unique combination of diesel, rubber, urine, grease and nappy poo.

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Posted: Oct 24th, 2009
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Family watches in horror as man metamorphosises into own father

going to the post office and back just 'set him off'The family of Gareth Taggart watched in horror this week as the 40-year-old secondary school teacher from Uttoxeter completed a terrible transformation that saw him change from being a youthful, open-minded, laidback liberal into an uptight, ranting, middle-aged man with an addiction to the History Channel, in an unholy conversion that has been described by many seasoned local observers as his birthright.

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Posted: Oct 24th, 2009
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Uproar as two women over 30 appear on BBC’s Question Time panel

The BBC’s Question Time programme provokes a firestorm of complaints after its panel included two women over thirty.

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Posted: Oct 23rd, 2009
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‘Friends’ to be revived as period drama

ITV has announced a co-production deal with US television channel NBC to revive hit 1990s sitcom Friends as a period drama, featuring the original cast but set in eighteenth-century Hertfordshire.

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Posted: Oct 23rd, 2009
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Bus-stop conversation turns awkward as fellow passenger may be a bit racist

'Why couldn't he just chat about the weather?'Twenty-four year old Ben Donovan found himself feeling increasingly trapped and anxious last Wednesday evening as an initially friendly chat with seventy-eight year-old pensioner Fred Greggs at a Bethnal Green bus stop continually teetered on the edge of small talk and explicit racism. ‘This sweet old man said to me how the bus was late again, and I said something about London Transport these days’, explained the trainee solicitor, ‘He then said how the drivers are all a bit laidback, if I knew what he meant, and started whistling what I think was a calypso while miming smoking what I suspect wasn’t just an unfiltered Woodbine.’

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Posted: Oct 23rd, 2009
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