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Archive for October, 2009

Entire prisons moved to fool inspectors

'a model environment, with fewer than six inmates to a four-poster bed'Pentonville Prison praised for display of medieval weapons after being swapped with Hatfield House.

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Posted: Oct 21st, 2009
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Environmentalists receive unexpected support from Thatcherites in bid to close coal-fired power station

Green protestors at a Nottinghamshire power station have received unexpected reinforcement from Thatcherites, who despite being thought to have disbanded have lost none of their contempt for the coal industry.

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Posted: Oct 20th, 2009
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Nick Griffin sabotaged by Question Time make-up team

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Posted: Oct 20th, 2009
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Government to merge roles of drug csar and dance csar

The latest round of government spending cuts has seen former Strictly Come Dancing judge Arlene Phillips combine the roles of dance csar and drugs csar, spearheading a confusing new anti-dance pro-drugs campaign, ‘Just Say Paso Doble’.

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Posted: Oct 20th, 2009
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Dyson launches radically smoother new Prime Minister

iconic design 'all about lifestyle choice'Replaces the old model, which just makes you feel like you’re being buffeted the whole time.’

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Posted: Oct 20th, 2009
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