Acme corporation investigated over arms sales

The discovery of Jihadi style videos featuring a terrorist who goes by the name of “Wile E. Coyote” has prompted raids by officers from Homeland Security on the US headquarters of the Acme Corporation.

The videos show Coyote ordering and using a number of improvised weapons systems at his desert hideout, many of which clearly bear the “Acme” brand name.

Coyote’s main target has been identified only by the code name “Roadrunner”, but his use of other code names such as “Accelleratii Incredibus” has hampered investigations.

A wider inquiry will also probe how Coyote was able to obtain rocket launchers, grenades, explosives and anvils from other unknown suppliers by mail-order with such ease.

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Posted: Nov 11th, 2009 by

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