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Meatloaf has officially announced that, contrary to previous statements in 1994, he would now be prepared to do ‘that’ for love.  ‘Some nights I lose the feeling, some nights I lose control,’ admitted the corpulent rocker.  Maybe I’m lonely and thats all I’m qualified to be.’

When asked what he was actually offering in return for a lifetime of affection, Meatloaf answered:  ‘If someone could make me some magic with their own two hands, or perhaps build an emerald city with these grains of sand, that might do the trick.  Or if they would cater to every fantasy that I’ve got and hose me down with holy water if I get too hot – oh all right then, rimming.  Everyone happy now?’

Posted: Nov 23rd, 2009 by mattvaughan