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Police investigate A-Team over Equalizer’s death

Following the recent death of the famous ‘Equalizer’, Edward Woodward, police are looking into possible turf wars with the A-Team in the lucrative ‘problem where no-one else can help’ market.
 
 The A-Team’ focused on shooting up small rural towns until the local sheriff or mayor gave up.  Remarkably, this never caused any inuries.  Meanwhile, Woodward preferred to drive around New York in a black Jaguar and telling bad guys off.  He rarely had to use his small pistol.Given both sides’ waning income in later years, some suspect foul play.  However, an A-Team spokesman denied this and said ‘I ain’t getting on no plane FOOL’.

 
 

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Posted: Nov 25th, 2009 by MADJEZ

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