Selleck’s moustache killed in gun battle

Tom Selleck’s Magnum PI moustache, which starred with him in the hit 1980s TV series ‘Magnum PI’  died today in a gun battle with a Los Angeles SWAT team outside an LA drinks store. 
The moustache never recovered after work dried up and was devastated when Selleck decided to go without a moustache for a few years, only to return with a younger, bushier model.  Eventually, it sank into playing the moustaches of deliverymen and repairmen in porn movies.

Witnesses say that the moustache was hysterical, shouting that when he and the guy who used to play ‘Higgins ‘ used to go ‘tomcatting’ around Hawaii, and could get ‘any tail they wanted’.  The moustache is survived by some bumfluff.

Jason O’Mahony



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Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 by

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