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A hotly anticipated gathering of a group of wives has resulted in an entire evening of anecdotes about the enormous appreciation they bear towards their spouses. ‘As we don’t see each other as much as we used to, it’s just so great to get together and really sing the boys’ praises,’ said Alice Smyth of Guildford, whose husband David looks especially sexy playing Guitar Hero.

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Posted: Nov 29th, 2009
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US Department of Justice officials have withdrawn certification from two CSI labs after inspectors found technicians working in what were described as ‘poorly lit and bizarrely coloured’ laboratories.

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Posted: Nov 28th, 2009
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Scientists and religious leaders were united last night in agreeing that it was almost certain that a global apocalypse was imminent following the failure of Jimmy Welch to ask 13-year-old Emma Thorpe to the school disco.

‘We were alerted to the disturbing news after Emma’s mother overheard her daughter in her bedroom crying that this was it, that it was all over and that she was just going to die,’ explained Robert James, an environmental science professor at University College London, ‘and considering the data available – and that Jimmy is now going to the disco with that skank Sarah Miller – we think she may have a point.’

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Posted: Nov 28th, 2009
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Tom Selleck’s Magnum PI moustache, which starred with him in the hit 1980s TV series ‘Magnum PI’ died today in a gun battle with a Los Angeles SWAT team

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Posted: Nov 27th, 2009
More from News In Brief

The End of Days has been put on hold after the UK Border Agency quarantined the horses used by the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse on their arrival in Britain.

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Posted: Nov 27th, 2009
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