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Archive for November, 2009

Redhill aghast at not being listed in ‘Crap Towns’

Redhill’s council is considering suing author Sam Jordison for not including it in three separate editions of ‘Crap Towns’.

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Posted: Nov 25th, 2009
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Youngest of four finds cure for cancer whilst completing sub-three-minute mile and mother still fails to get camera out

will discover Higgs boson next, unless she gets some attentionA Devonshire scientist who solved one of medicine’s most enduring enigmas whilst performing a feat of athleticism unequalled by anyone in sporting history has spoken of her mild disappointment that her mother didn’t deem the occasion worthy of removing the camera from its protective sheath. ‘You do accept that as the youngest child, your parents become slightly more complacent about their children’s achievements,’ commented Dr Ruth Caldwell, who recently broke the Guinness world record for the greatest number of Romanian orphans rescued from a burning building.

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Posted: Nov 25th, 2009
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Cumbrian town still flooded by journalists

Cockermouth has been staggering under an influx of journalists on a scale never seen since records began in April 2007. The town has almost drowned under a torrent of cliches said to be of ‘Biblical proportions’.

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Posted: Nov 24th, 2009
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Cutting stripes to expand Liechtenstein

The landlocked Alpine micro-state of Liechtenstein is to increase its apparent size by cutting broad stripes across it. Liechtenstein aims to flatten out its mountainous terrain and make itself more attractive to investors.

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Posted: Nov 24th, 2009
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Orgy let down by ‘mediocre’ lunch

availability of 'vol-au-vent' totally unacceptable‘Call that a buffet?’

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Posted: Nov 24th, 2009
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