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Archive for November, 2009

Schoolboy thanks fellow pupils for pointing out his homosexuality

might have lived a life in denial, were it not for the guidance of his peers‘I’m now completely comfortable with my sexuality’ said Adam, ‘but I’m sure I wouldn’t have found it so easy to come out if it wasn’t for the kind observations of the boys at King Edwards.’

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Posted: Nov 22nd, 2009
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Commuter tragically dies in rush to station to commit suicide

Had to go back for his briefcasePolice investigating the death from a heart attack of insurance broker Gerald Murray, yesterday found evidence that he was planning to throw himself under the very train he was rushing to catch.

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Posted: Nov 21st, 2009
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Children in Need rocked by bear-blinding scandal

'you should see what they did to the Sport Relief mascot'‘People dig deeper in their pockets for a blind bear. Fact.’

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Posted: Nov 21st, 2009
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X-Factor twins to be conjoined in complex operation

Separate lives would double chance of exposure‘If ever there’s an opportunity to turn two twats into just one, then as doctors it’s a chance we’ve got to take.’

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Posted: Nov 20th, 2009
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£50 revamp for Monopoly game train stations

Comes with 'Get out of the toilets alive' cardUnder pressure from commuter groups, toy maker Hasbro today unveiled plans to upgrade the four stations that appear on its best-selling board game Monopoly.

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Posted: Nov 20th, 2009
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