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Archive for November, 2009

Family politics takes chilling turn as mothers start making martyrdom videos

ageing mothers left with no alternativeMothers’ Union fundamentalists explaining for posterity the sacrifices they’ve made for their children.

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Posted: Nov 18th, 2009
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Large Hadron Collider stolen by joyriders

Charged with breaking the laws of physicsYouths drove the Collider around in a 27km circle of chaos, pulling handbrake turns and firing off protons at close to the speed of light.

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Posted: Nov 17th, 2009
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Gordon Brown to apologise to ‘lost generation’ of children sent on holiday to Eastbourne

Many drawn back to Beachy Head‘Children as young as five were forced to labour fruitlessly on the windswept beach for up to 8 hours a day with nothing but a bucket and spade.’

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Posted: Nov 17th, 2009
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Government recognises ‘Modern Warfare 2′ syndrome

the burden of having do a spreadsheet can become 'overwhelming'Online support is being offered by the charity Help for Zeroes.

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Posted: Nov 17th, 2009
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Chore inflation index shows emptying dishwasher now just as much of a pain as washing dishes

Self-emptying dishwasher still a way offNew data on irritation at day-to-day household tasks has shown that the benefits of modern living are being eaten away by chore inflation.

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Posted: Nov 16th, 2009
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