The Citroen Picasso has beaten off stiff competition to be named the top pick for alfresco fun by outdoor enthusiasts’ journal, Dogging Monthly.
Posted: Nov 16th, 2009
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Porn star Randy Buck, was reported to have his eye on the gong for best male actor at the upcoming Adult Film industry awards following his decision to spend six months researching his next movie by providing 24/7 repair services for most leading brands of office photocopying equipment.
The dedication to ensuring that his lead role in ‘The Sex-retary needs a boner refill’ was an accurate portrayal of a hard-working professional attending to his client’s every need saw Buck take a six-figure salary cut as he lived and breathed the life of a photocopier engineer. ‘To be frank, it was a difficult job for a man like me,’ he confessed, ‘particularly getting used to the company-issue Farah’s, which caused no small degree of chafing.’
Posted: Nov 16th, 2009
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The leader of a doomsday suicide cult has laid the blame for the rapid decline in membership on his use of the slogan ‘the end of the world is nigh, but probably not in our lifetime.’
Posted: Nov 15th, 2009
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Self styled ‘nanny’ Mary Poppins has today been served with a court order banning her from all child minding activities. Following the hearing, the Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea’s Social Services department issued a statement outlining the reasons for the order.
‘Ms Poppins, of no fixed abode, has no recognised child care qualifications from any accredited organisation. Her previous employer, a Mr Banks, raised a number of concerns with us including her administration of spoonfuls of an unidentified medicine to children in her care, all of them laced with unhealthy amounts of sugar
Posted: Nov 15th, 2009
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‘online car tax renewal facility had saved him wasting his lunch-break’
Posted: Nov 14th, 2009
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