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Archive for December, 2009

Guardian Angel found guilty of stalking and sexual harassment

A Guardian Angel has been found guilty of stalking and harrassment after failing to keep its distance from an Isle of Wight woman.

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Posted: Dec 31st, 2009
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All supporting actors in Christmas blockbuster movie now successfully identified

All the supporting actors in this year’s big Christmas blockbuster movie have now been successfully identified, and what’s left of the film can now be watched in peace, according to reports emerging from 72 Smeaton Road, Wimbledon.

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Posted: Dec 31st, 2009
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Writer of the Month – December 2009

So little is known about the mysterious ‘darkbill’ that many have speculated that he/she may be a member of the Newsbiscuit’s own inner cabal, or is the result of a secret military experiment to create a comedy writer impervious to criticism or payment. The truth is that the mystery is much closer to an enigma than that.

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Posted: Dec 31st, 2009
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Claim that Venus of Urbino reclines on a DFS sofa sparks conflict

nothing to pay until small child stops throwing-up in box of toysA claim that Titian’s Venus of Urbino (1538) is portrayed reclining on a DFS sofa has provoked fierce hostilities between art experts and discount sofa manufacturers.

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Posted: Dec 31st, 2009
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Old Man Potter saves Bedford Falls from subprime lender, Bailey

150px-Henry_PotterTwo more U.S. financial institutions were closed December 11 by federal regulators, bringing the total number of U.S. failed banks this year to 132, the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation said. Republic Federal Bank was the first casualty of the morning. More surprising was the announcement that officials had seized the assets of and shuttered the Bailey Savings & Loan in Bedford Falls.

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Posted: Dec 30th, 2009
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