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Missing libido discovered at Virgin lost property

A 53-year-old civil engineer from Warwickshire has had his sex drive returned to him after he lost it on a train. Anthony Travers says he lost his libido somewhere between Coventry and London Euston four months ago.

‘I was heading to a meeting when I started to feel strange,’ he explained. ‘It was only when I got home that I found out what was wrong. And I wasn’t pleased.’

Mr Travers’ wife Yvonne was also put out, but to a lesser extent. ‘It was a surprise not to have to accommodate Anthony every Sunday,’ she said.

‘While I was in the pub,’ Mr Travers said, ‘somebody mentioned Milton Keynes and it clicked. So I phoned Virgin’s lost property office.’ A spokesman for Virgin Trains said they were happy to help.

‘It’s not often we give someone the will to live,’ he said. ‘We normally just take it away.’

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Posted: Dec 7th, 2009 by Guest

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