A 48-year-old Warwickshire man with multiple personalities has won a compensation claim after one of his selves tripped on a pavement. Derek, a teetotaller, non-smoker and freemason has been awarded compensation after his alter-ego fell while chain smoking and drinking a bottle of rough cider.
But it seems the schizophrenic’s troubles might not be over. ‘Derek wants to use the compensation money to pay off his mortgage, but Suzi wants to blow it on drink, drugs and the next Goth concert,’ Ms Rodgers said. ‘There could be one hell of a fight when Derek next goes down to the Abbey National.’