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Santa ‘furious’ as weather grounds Rudolph

Father Christmas has spoken of his intense anger and frustration as chief airborne reindeer, Rudolph, announced that flights were indefinitely delayed due to the inclement weather conditions.

‘I only make one bleedin’ flight a year,’ complained St Nicholas, whose attempts to make alternative arrangements with Donner, Blitzen, Prancer and Vixen were thwarted by the wrong sort of condensation on their antlers. ‘Wait till I get my hands on that Rudolph – he’ll have very shiny nose by the time I’m finished with him.’

A spokeself for Rudolph insisted that whilst his first priority was to clear the backlog of passengers, normal service would be resumed in the New Year, reassuring millions of children that they could expect to receive their presents somewhere around January 5th.

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Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 by Mary Evans

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