All supporting actors in Christmas blockbuster movie now successfully identified

All the supporting actors in this year’s big Christmas blockbuster movie have now been successfully identified, and what’s left of the film can now be watched in peace, according to reports emerging from 72 Smeaton Road, Wimbledon.

‘Ohh, you know who that is don’t you,’ said one relative, ‘it’s that bloke who used to do standup. The left wing bloke. Come on? The one who made the adverts for the bank.’

The final actor was finally identified yesterday evening, when a grandmother was surprised to learn that the elderly actress she recognised was called ‘Mary, Jesus and Joseph Can’t-We-Watch-The-Fucking-Movie-in-Fucking-Peace?’

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Posted: Dec 31st, 2009 by

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