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Britain’s gloomiest man says he’s had enough of 2010

Britain’s gloomiest man has described 2010 as his ‘annus horribilis’, although confidently predicts 2011 will probably be worse.

’2010 has been a terrible year,’ said Roger Mason, 41, from Wolverhampton, who described his investiture as Britain’s Gloomiest Man as ‘bloody typical’.

‘The weather’s been crap, I’ve had a cold the whole year and Man Utd have lost all their home games.

‘The only thing keeping me going is the sure-fire knowledge that next year will be even worse. Assuming of course we haven’t all been wiped out by terrorist attacks, swine flu or a Conservative government.’

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Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 by roybland

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