The proposed new x-ray machines that will enable staff to see through passengers’ clothes at airports were criticised today by distinguished entertainers Sooty and Sweep.
The x-ray scanners have been met with a barrage of criticism, with Sweep proclaiming ‘squeak squeak squeeeaaak’ before jumping in his bath.
Sooty offered the interesting insight of ‘_______’ before turning a waterpistol on a paparazzi hiding in a nearby bush.
This comes just days after venerable TV institution Orville pledged not to change his nappy if he was subjected to the ‘invasive and lewd machines, I wish I could flyyyy’.
‘But you can’t,’ said a Heathrow security official.