Sooty and Sweep express concern over new airport x-ray machines
The proposed new x-ray machines that will enable staff to see through passengers’ clothes at airports were criticised today by distinguished entertainers Sooty and Sweep.
The x-ray scanners have been met with a barrage of criticism, with Sweep proclaiming ‘squeak squeak squeeeaaak’ before jumping in his bath.
Sooty offered the interesting insight of ‘_______’ before turning a waterpistol on a paparazzi hiding in a nearby bush.
This comes just days after venerable TV institution Orville pledged not to change his nappy if he was subjected to the ‘invasive and lewd machines, I wish I could flyyyy’.
‘But you can’t,’ said a Heathrow security official.
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Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 by Guest
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