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The proposed new x-ray machines that will enable staff to see through passengers’ clothes at airports were criticised today by distinguished entertainers Sooty and Sweep.

The x-ray scanners have been met with a barrage of criticism, with Sweep proclaiming ‘squeak squeak squeeeaaak’ before jumping in his bath.

Sooty offered the interesting insight of ‘_______’ before turning a waterpistol on a paparazzi hiding in a nearby bush.

This comes just days after venerable TV institution Orville pledged not to change his nappy if he was subjected to the ‘invasive and lewd machines, I wish I could flyyyy’.

‘But you can’t,’ said a Heathrow security official.

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Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 by Guest