A newlywed couple have reassessed their previously indifferent attitude towards having children after the dinner show performed by their best friends’ four-year-old son last Saturday.
‘David and Susan provided great food and wine, but it was the entertainment that really stood out,’ said Peter Newsome. ‘Toby not only showed an impressive endurance long after most children his age would have been in bed, but he worked into the night to ensure the guests were never bored, with an array of anecdotes, dances and hilarious moments of double incontinence.’
‘But then we’ve always enjoyed Toby’s performances,’ said his wife, Andrea. ‘From the moment he sang a Thomas the Tank Engine/Bob the Builder mash-up throughout our wedding vows, we knew he was a born entertainer.’