Cocaine shipments disguised as falling snow

Police have issued a warning that drug dealers are targeting the UK during the recent snowy weather, by pouring millions of tonnes of cocaine into clouds from aircraft.

While dealers appear to be concentrating on the south east, certain villages in Yorkshire have reportedly experienced snow with a concentration of almost 100% pure Columbian ‘marching powder’.

‘No where else in the world can you actually ski down hillsides entirely covered in frozen Charlie,’ said John Uttershaw of the Yorkshire tourist board. ‘It’s a first for Yorkshire,’ he continued, whilst sweating profusely and gesticulating at high speed.

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