Steve Jobs has unveiled the newest Apple product with the letter ‘i’ before it. Reporters gasped in awe as he held a large circular black object, with a metallic inner circle and dimples around the outside.
Jobs described how the device will revolutionise the way people travel, with the potential to place one on each corner of lumps of metal that can then be used to transport them around. Some commentators believe that four iWheels would be powerful enough for most families.
‘People have said you can’t reinvent the wheel, well they’re wrong,’ said Jobs. ‘This is different – it’s more expensive and shiny and it comes in white as well. Also it will only work with other Apple products.’