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Archive for January, 2010

Champion jigsaw puzzler helps police murder enquiry

A champion jigsaw puzzler is helping Hertfordshire police help put together a dismembered murder victim.

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Posted: Jan 18th, 2010
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Homeless prepare for switchover to chip & pin

donations may be eligible for Gift AidBritain’s homeless community are preparing for the switchover to the chip & pin card payment system this weekend, with some admitting that they are unhappy with the upgrade from the current spare change system.

The hi-tech system is intended to bring those living on the high street in line with High Street retailers, who switched to the system in 2005. From the weekend, homeless people and other beggars will have to use special portable card readers in order to obtain payment from passers-by and good Samaritans.

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Posted: Jan 18th, 2010
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Church to publish ‘Bible lite’ to compete with Koran

In a move designed to challenge the rise of Islam, the Church will soon unveil the ‘Bible lite’, which is designed to ‘re-invent Christianity for the 21st century’.

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Posted: Jan 17th, 2010
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Organ donors to be permitted to make exceptions for ‘tossers’

A leaked report from the highest echelons of the NHS suggests that organ donors may soon be allowed to make exceptions for people they don’t like.

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Posted: Jan 17th, 2010
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Family of deposed African Head of State baffled by lack of interest in his millions

Nigerian dollars going beggingThe widow of the former Head of State of a small African nation has expressed surprise at the lack of interest from the numerous people she has emailed offering a share of her husband’s millions.

The family of the late King of Fakumba, have apparently sent ‘dozens’ of emails to suitable ‘good and responsible’ people across the UK offering them a share of the fortune, in return for a mere GBP2500. But as of yet, there has been no response.

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Posted: Jan 17th, 2010
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