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Archive for February, 2010

Bootleg cameraman tipped for Oscar success

added edginess, and popcorn noises which really enhanced the viewing experienceUnemployed John Prestwick of Barnet was said to be in complete shock last night after bookies made him favourite to take the cinematography Oscar at this years awards ceremony. John was nominated for an Oscar for his pirate version of Hurt Locker that he filmed at the Odeon in Watford with his brother in laws’ camcorder which critics have since praised for adding a gritty, realistic layer to the original film.

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Posted: Feb 28th, 2010
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Sardine deaths expose illegal trafficking ring

Marine traffickers are thought to be responsible for the deaths of twelve sardines recovered from a supermarket shelf in Reigate, Surrey on Wednesday afternoon.


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Posted: Feb 27th, 2010
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Killer Whale ‘should fry’, say U.S. Republicans

all the fish he could eat, and his own page on MySpace where he often threatened keepersCalls are growing for the execution of Tilikum the orca from SeaWorld, Florida after it emerged that the so-called ‘killer whale’ had a previous homicide conviction.

‘The whale should fry’ said one Republican demonstrator outside the famous theme park, ‘He’s just a cold-blooded murderer. Oh no, warm blooded, it’s sharks who are cold blooded isn’t it?’

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Posted: Feb 27th, 2010
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Team GB call for British Winter Olympics

After Britain’s poor showing at the Winter Olympics, Team GB is calling for specialist British Winter events, to include Downhill Tin Tray, Super G Poly Bagging and Ungritted Pavement Ice-Dancing.

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Posted: Feb 26th, 2010
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Large Hadron Collider ‘dead boring’ say scientists

The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) – the world’s largest and highest energy particle accelerator – is ‘dead boring’ according to scientists who use it at CERN on the Franco-Swiss border.

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Posted: Feb 26th, 2010
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