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Sebastian Coe furious as Steve Ovett launches his own Olympics

‘This is typical,’ said Lord Coe, ‘I have spent years of my life working on this project and just as we enter the final lap Steve Ovett appears on my shoulder and overtakes me.’

Speaking at the launch for London 2011, Ovett said ‘I have been planning my Olympic Games for some time now, but mostly from the middle of the field where no-one could see me. I have just been waiting for the right moment to break.’

‘London 2011 will be the greatest Olympics ever,’ said Ovett, ‘The stadium is already built, a fully integrated transport system is in place, we have a decent logo and best of all, Boris Johnson has agreed to stay away.’

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Posted: Feb 16th, 2010 by Ludicity

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