NewsBiscuit

The news before it happens…

Archive for February, 2010

´Hamas killers´ also recorded songs from the radio without permission

Dubai police have revealed that the killers of Mahmoud al-Mabhouh, a top Hamas official, did not only brutally and savagely electrocute and suffocate him in his hotel room, they were also guilty of illegally taping songs that they liked from Radio 2 on the hotel radio, without specifically asking the BBC´s permission.

Read more >

Posted: Feb 17th, 2010
More from News In Brief



Bohemian couple ‘distraught’ after home smartened up by Facebook party gatecrashers

Former hippies Will and Judith Sanders have spoken of their upset after a secret home makeover planned by their grandchildren got out of hand.

Read more >

Posted: Feb 17th, 2010
More from Lifestyle



UK poised to invade itself in Al-Qaeda crackdown

The UK armed forces are tonight set to invade the UK as a tense diplomatic stand-off looks increasingly likely to end in war. The UK government has claimed that ‘swift and decisive action’ is needed to ensure that the ‘United Kingdom does not harbour terrorists’.

Read more >

Posted: Feb 16th, 2010
More from News In Brief



Sebastian Coe furious as Steve Ovett launches his own Olympics

‘This is typical,’ said Lord Coe, ‘I have spent years of my life working on this project and just as we enter the final lap Steve Ovett appears on my shoulder and overtakes me.’

Read more >

Posted: Feb 16th, 2010
More from News In Brief



Teenage vampire fails to find cute loner in small American town

A ‘teenage’ vampire has announced that he is quitting Cedar Falls, the small American town that he has stalked for the last two centuries, due to the crippling lack of introvert, socially isolated yet quirkily attractive goth girls.

Read more >

Posted: Feb 16th, 2010
More from Features