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Archive for March, 2010

Supermarket to offer tantrums via online shopping

go on, try something new todayOnline shoppers will soon be able to experience a more realistic supermarket experience after Sainsbury’s, one of Britain’s major supermarket chains, announced a new direct-to-your-door tantrum service.

Sainbury’s customer relations head Sheila Tiernan has outlined how, as of 14th April, people who buy their groceries over the internet will be given the option of pre-ordering a major ‘hissy fit’.

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Posted: Mar 31st, 2010
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Near miss as Large Hadron Collider discovers ‘Son of God’ particle

‘It’s not quite the God particle we’ve been looking for, ‘said Professor Mann, head of the Atlas Project at CERN, ‘but it’s a miracle nonetheless.’

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Posted: Mar 31st, 2010
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Government bans jogging due to ‘natural highs’ from endorphins

‘The harms associated with this addictive pastime include exhaustion, grazed knees and sprained ankles,’ Home Office Minister David Hanson told Parliament yesterday.

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Posted: Mar 31st, 2010
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Google launches iTout as competitor to eBay

cheap at twice the priceOn the same day that thousands of disappointed applicants for Reading Festival tickets find their only chance of getting one is to pay upwards of an extra fifty percent on eBay against the face value of £180, Google has announced its new ‘iTout’ service.

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Posted: Mar 30th, 2010
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Gordon Ramsay launches ‘Fucking Good Grub’ range for common people

‘I want to speak directly to the common man in language that he will understand no matter how fucking thick he is,’ said Ramsay.

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Posted: Mar 30th, 2010
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