Supermarket to offer tantrums via online shopping
Online shoppers will soon be able to experience a more realistic supermarket experience after Sainsbury’s, one of Britain’s major supermarket chains, announced a new direct-to-your-door tantrum service.
Sainbury’s customer relations head Sheila Tiernan has outlined how, as of 14th April, people who buy their groceries over the internet will be given the option of pre-ordering a major ‘hissy fit’.
Posted: Mar 31st, 2010
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