George Bush thanks 9/11 conspiracy theorists for finally giving him some credit

George Bush spoke today of his gratitude to the conspiracy theory community for their ‘determination of spirit’ in working to ensure history will give him credit for at least doing one thing right.

Speaking from the porch of his Texas ranch, George Bush Junior claimed that ‘many peoples around the world look on what I did in America with hatefulness and disrespection. But there are those folks out there that believed in me and still believe in me’.

He added ‘to believe that I could have killed so many of my fellow Americans, pulled off the largest covert operation in the history of the world and then have the nerve to start two wars off the back of it….well that takes faith. And I sure love people who have faith. Thank the Lord.’

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