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Archive for March, 2010

Tony Blair agrees to take confession from Pope

another international crisis successfully resolvedThe world’s last remaining infallible being, Tony Blair, has agreed to hear confession from the Pope on a range of issues that are said to be weighing heavily on the Pontiff.

‘We thought that if only he could find solace in some higher authority we could clear all this mess up this Sunday and move forward into a new week with a clear conscious,’ said Cardinal Mazzavetto.

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Posted: Mar 27th, 2010
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The Times to charge for making news

Media giant Rupert Murdoch has announced plans to charge people whenever anything happens, claiming that the era of ‘making news for free’ is over.

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Posted: Mar 27th, 2010
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Voiceover crisis for Radio 4 as Martin Jarvis goes into administration

Radio 4 is ‘in crisis’ as its ubiquitous voiceover supremo Martin Jarvis calls in the administrators owing to lack of work.

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Posted: Mar 26th, 2010
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Travel chaos as God closes sky over Easter weekend

Holidaymakers were faced with more chaos last night with the news that God intends to close European airspace over the Easter weekend for ‘an ongoing programme of essential maintenance work to upgrade the sky.’

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Posted: Mar 26th, 2010
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Mandela back in jail after breaking terms of parole

he always knew this day would come‘broke the terms of his parole with a series of unpaid parking tickets’

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Posted: Mar 26th, 2010
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