Downing Street excitedly claimed that the economy was back on the road to recovery today following reports from office workers that Canary Wharf colleague Jonathan Leadbetter had paid for a round of drinks without poncing off his mates. Leadbetter’s legendary borrowing in the current financial year slowed from a record high of £50 to £10 [...]
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