Megalomaniac villain Ernest Blofeld has responded vigorously to claims of unsportsmanlike conduct in his treatment of a British agent who penetrated his secret base beneath a volcano in Iceland last week. The agent, unofficially identified as James Bond 007, was immediately executed after being captured by Blofeld’s guards.
Posted: Mar 19th, 2010
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George Bush spoke today of his gratitude to the conspiracy theory community for their ‘determination of spirit’ in working to ensure history will give him credit for at least doing one thing right.
Posted: Mar 18th, 2010
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It was confirmed yesterday that having collected enough stamps on his court appearance loyalty card, rock singer Pete Doherty has been awarded a home magistrates visit for his next summons.
Posted: Mar 18th, 2010
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Wildlife enthusiasts have successfully called a halt to the proposed cropping of Bill Bailey’s wild, straggly beard.
Posted: Mar 18th, 2010
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A 47 year-old Dudley singleton has received a ‘shot in the arm’ to his dreams of finding love, after it was announced that glamorous actress Kate Winslet is to split from her husband, director Sam Mendes.
Double glazing salesman Nigel Trudd claims that, while he has every sympathy for Ms. Winslet’s family, news of the split couldn’t have come at a better time. ‘I was beginning to lose hope about ever marrying a Hollywood starlet to be honest…’
Posted: Mar 17th, 2010
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