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Sperm donor re-brands himself as ‘Fertility Solutions Provider’

Just giving a helping hand

A sperm donor who grew tired of being labelled a professional wanker has re-branded himself as Britain’s foremost fertility solutions provider.  ‘It’s added a classy feel to the whole operation,’ said Terry Davis, CEO of the newly-spawned Fertility Solutions Ltd.  ‘All of a sudden I’m a real player in the conception assistance industry.’

Davis said that he got the idea from a colleague who had previously been pigeon-holed as a ‘piss taker’, but whose business took off after he re-invented himself with the brand ‘Urogenital Extraction Partnership’.  He claims to have taken his inspiration from notorious piss artist, Tracey Emin.

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Posted: Apr 8th, 2010 by StoopyDeGunt

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