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‘Obnoxious little shit’ may also have ADHD

Psychiatrists believe that an ‘obnoxious little shit’ may also have Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. ‘It is very difficult to untangle the two conditions,’ said Child Psychiatrist, Dr Norman Bates, ‘especially since he never sits still long enough to conduct the tests.’

The child, who is currently on a cocktail of medications, has been variously diagnosed with ADHD, OCD and bipolar disorder. ‘I also tried diagnosing him with Oppositional Defiant Disorder,’ said Dr Bates, ‘but the little bastard said that I was just trying to label him. Then he kicked me in the shins and set fire to the clinic.’

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Posted: Apr 23rd, 2010 by antharrison

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