Saul of Tarsus has been accused of ‘blanking his old mates’ since getting his big break while on the road to Damascus. ‘Once he was a regular Pharisee,’ complained one furious ex pal, ‘but since his highly publicised conversion, he’s become a changed man.’
Posted: Apr 27th, 2010
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Art critic Brian Sewell said this amazing discovery offers ‘much greater realism and depth’. He added: ‘What we now know is that all the apostles are having different reactions to the news that Jesus has had the Beckham tattoo. Peter is angry, perhaps because the new technology shows that he has also had ‘a Beckham’, and no-one likes a copycat.
Posted: Apr 27th, 2010
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‘In its glory days there was a population of several hundred and up to five distinct family names.’
Posted: Apr 27th, 2010
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‘This will blow Babestation right out of the water!’
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There has been anger and disbelief throughout the world of athletics after a police motorcyclist won the London Marathon.
PC Andy Stanton, a traffic officer with the Metropolitan police based at Southwark, crossed the finish line in a time of two hours, four minutes and 34 seconds. He beat the previous record, set by Ethiopian athlete Samuel Wanjiru in 2009, by over half a minute.
Posted: Apr 26th, 2010
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