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Archive for April, 2010

Is Brown doing enough for the kip-on-your-sofa long-term home guest, asks Bumsnet

might even influence the polls, if they can be arsedBumsnet, the radical new online pressure group for men who sleep on your sofa, has raised serious questions about the stewardship of Gordon Brown.

The cyber rattling web site, which has empowered the community of blokes who are sleeping on your sofa until they can get their shit together, now represents a powerful demographic in the UK. They typically have a wealth of disposable income (although none for rent, or even tea bags) and plenty of time on their hands. Armed with access to your PC, while you are at work, and a broadband connection, they are becoming increasingly active on the political scene.

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Posted: Apr 23rd, 2010
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‘Obnoxious little shit’ may also have ADHD

Psychiatrists believe that an ‘obnoxious little shit’ may also have Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. ‘It is very difficult to untangle the two conditions,’ said Child Psychiatrist, Dr Norman Bates, ‘especially since he never sits still long enough to conduct the tests.’

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Posted: Apr 23rd, 2010
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New evidence suggests Jeremy Beadle may have been behind 9/11

Sensational video footage has appeared raising the possibility that the destruction of the World Trade Centre could have been the work of TV prankster Jeremy Beadle. The camcorder images show Beadle standing by the Twin Towers disguised as an Arab and wearing an unconvincing fake beard.

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Posted: Apr 23rd, 2010
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TV audience enlightened on complicated world affairs by Kathy Lette’s puns

it's all down to male sexual frustration ‘Men these days take more interest in the Volvo than the vulva!’

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Posted: Apr 23rd, 2010
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Ash from Iceland disrupts UK


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Posted: Apr 22nd, 2010
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