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Mastermind finalists struggling to cope with groupies

'you've scored 372, with no passes'Many of this week’s finalists in the wildly popular television talent show Mastermind are showing signs of distress under the pressure their new-found celebrity status has brought. Some psychologists are calling for a rethink, warning that these shy, retiring people are ill-equipped to cope with the fame game.

There is particular concern for the well-being of tweed-suited 48-year-old librarian Brian Griffiths because of the intense roller-coaster of love and hatred that has greeted his progress in the competition so far.
Some of the studio audience in Manchester sniggered openly at his weak, stuttering voice when he first sat in the black chair and said that his chosen specialised subject was ‘The Novels of Charles Dickens’. This soon turned to hysterical applause as Griffiths reeled off 17 correct answers in a row and won his heat by the highest margin ever seen on the show.

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Posted: May 29th, 2010
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North Korea to deny it has a South

United Nations officials wrote to the North Korean government demanding an explanation for the attack only to be told ‘South? What South?’

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Posted: May 29th, 2010
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Al-Qaeda designers launch summer bomb-vest range

all about making a big impressionTerrorist group al-Qaeda today unveiled its hotly-anticipated 2010 collection for the fashion-conscious fundamentalist. As bearded models took to the catwalk deep in the Pakistan mountains, style critics were left purring at the innovative fusion of modern high-street trends and the best of traditional insurgency attire, such as ample concealed storage for flammable liquids and detonators.

‘Gone are last year’s baggy cotton trousers and drab olive wraparounds,’ said al-Qaeda’s creative director, Ayman al-Zawahiri, at today’s launch. ‘For the self-respecting jihadi-about-town, this season it’s all about the look.’

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Posted: May 28th, 2010
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Daily Mail admits using random headline generator

The Daily Mail has admitted that it has been using an automatic headline generator to create its front pages since 1991.

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Posted: May 28th, 2010
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Duchess delighted at invitation to shooting weekend at Balmoral

Following last weekend’s revelations the Duchess of York’s mood has been reportedly dramatically lifted by an invitation she has received to spend this weekend shooting with the Royal Family at Balmoral.

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Posted: May 28th, 2010
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