Daily Archives: June 1, 2010


Outstanding schools to become ninja academies

The government have announced that all schools judged ‘outstanding’ by Ofsted will be given the opportunity to apply for ninja academy status. ‘For too long our schools have been shackled by red tape and bureaucracy that inhibits them from teaching our children how to become highly trained killing machines,’ said Education Secretary Michael Gove, [read...]

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