Dismay at number of happy women

A shock survey has found that up to one third of British women in are quite happy with their lives. They do not want to emigrate, get a new hairstyle or a boob job and instead are reportedly ‘pleased not to have had to grow up when grandma did’

Women Who Want More spokesperson Jasmine Hancock commented: ‘They must be on drugs or something. Who do they think they are being happy with what they’ve got when they could be miserable about not spending three months in the Bahamas each year or not being married to David Beckham?’

One of these so-called ‘happy’ women, Sharon Edgerton, explained that she need never go hungry, has a clean home and is very fortunate not to live in, say, Afghanistan. However, Hancock retorted: ‘Rubbish. At least in Afghanistan a burqa doesn’t make your bum look big.’

Nick McCarr

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Posted: Jun 20th, 2010 by

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