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England fan ‘Never even looked like finding the toilet’ claim press

The England fan who allegedly trespassed in the team dressing room on Friday has been criticised for his lacklustre performance. He claimed he was looking for a toilet but his lack of motivation and wasted opportunities have led to a press backlash.

South African officials claim he missed several easy chances as he walked past many well sign-posted toilets on the way to the dressing room. When he did find a vacant disabled loo he gave it away without a fuss to an Algerian woman. The fan was a shadow of what we saw in the qualifiers; with his best chance of relief ending with a wild miss as he walked into a broom cupboard just wide of the nearest bog.

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Posted: Jun 21st, 2010 by MADJEZ

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