Public House contractors postpone re-fit until after Germany match
The refit of a pub planned for after England got knocked out of the World Cup has had to be postponed until Monday morning.
‘We were all set to go today but England surprised us and won’ said Norman Norman of the Association of Pub & Club Refitters Society UK. ‘ It doesn’t really make any difference because we know the work will come when they eventually lose. We reckon on this being Sunday afternoon which will then be followed by the inevitable vandalism caused by the meat head trolls that go under the guise of supporters ‘ added Mr Norman.
All major furniture retailers have made sure their stocks are up to the levels required to meet the demand as they expect the rush to occur on Monday morning the day after losing a penalty shoot out to the Germans. ‘ We know when we hear England have drawn Germany in a major tournament it’s kerching time’ explained a spokesman from B&Q.
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Posted: Jun 24th, 2010 by Guest
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