In a shocking revelation, Virginia Wade has confessed that she didn’t win Wimbledon in 1977 and that the whole thing was an elaborately staged plot.
Posted: Jun 25th, 2010
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The refit of a pub planned for after England got knocked out of the World Cup has had to be postponed until Monday morning.
Posted: Jun 24th, 2010
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Details have emerged from the budget for plans to train ‘dole-scroungers’ in the arts of bushcraft. The scheme, hidden within the reduced budget for the SureStart programme, will see sofa-huggers cast out into the countrified areas of Britain in search of a decent meal.
Posted: Jun 24th, 2010
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‘He may have got in a tangle attempting to put up some shelves’
Posted: Jun 24th, 2010
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The BBC was struck a further devastating blow yesterday with the announcement that the sofa from their hit early evening programme ‘The One Show’ had accepted a ‘lucrative offer’ from bitter rivals ITV to front a new peak time programme.
Barry Dyson, the sofa’s agent, stressed that his client was not joining ITV just for the money. ‘Whilst we can’t deny it was an attractive offer, my client feels typecast on the One Show and believes the new programme will enable it to develop artistically.’
Posted: Jun 23rd, 2010
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