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Archive for June, 2010

Hysterical laughter stops play at Wimbledon after man shouts ‘Come on Tim!’

best English joke at Wimbledon since Fred Perry sat on a ball boyThere was an outbreak of mass hysteria at The All England Tennis Championships today after a member of the audience shouted ‘Come on Tim!’ even though there was nobody called Tim actually playing.

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Posted: Jun 22nd, 2010
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Kim Jong Il scores as North Korea thrash Portugal

North Korea’s official press agency has confirmed that the country’s leader Kim Jong Il scored three times to beat Portugal in their second victory of the 2010 World Cup.

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Posted: Jun 21st, 2010
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England fan ‘Never even looked like finding the toilet’ claim press

The England fan who allegedly trespassed in the team dressing room on Friday has been criticised for his lacklustre performance. He claimed he was looking for a toilet but his lack of motivation and wasted opportunities have led to a press backlash.

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Posted: Jun 21st, 2010
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Dismay at number of happy women

A shock survey has found that up to one third of British women in are quite happy with their lives.

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Posted: Jun 20th, 2010
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Dogs, monkeys failing to build on success of early space missions

gave up the lead for a bowl of pedigree chum‘When they beat us into space, I think we all assumed it was a matter of time before you had poodles and marmosets on the moon‘

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Posted: Jun 20th, 2010
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