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Tony Blair launches the Tony Blair Wealth Foundation

The former British Prime Minister today announced the creation of the Tony Blair Wealth Foundation to promote his lifelong passion for enhancing his personal fortune and maintaining his excellent tan.

‘I launched the Tony Blair Faith Foundation to promote respect, friendship and understanding between the major religious faiths,’ said Mr Blair. ‘Today I launch the Tony Blair Wealth Foundation to make me the richest man on Earth. With your help and determination, I know that together we can really make a difference to my bank balance.’

Donors should visit the website www.keepcheriesmiling.org which accepts all major credit cards and peace prizes. High-value donors can also opt for an intimate dinner with Mr Blair at an Islington restaurant in which he will persuade you to give him immediate financial support now while promising to step aside and hand you the reins in a few years.

Story and image by SallyOldcow

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Posted: Jul 7th, 2010 by Guest

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