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Archive for July, 2010

Cameron condemns ‘sick’ Facebook Gordon Brown tribute page

Prime Minister David Cameron led condemnation of tributes to ‘a dangerous self-pitying sociopath with a persecution complex,’ found on the Facebook fan page ‘Gorden Brown u Ledgend’.

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Posted: Jul 19th, 2010
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Women Bishops: C of E compromise sees ordination of Widow Twankey

Bishop Twankey taking her new role very seriouslyThe fierce rift that has developed between members of the Church of England over the appointment of women bishops has been healed today, following the ordination of a widowed former washerwoman at a solemn ceremony at the Alhambra Theatre, Brighton.

The Right Reverend Twankey, 64, emerged as the ideal compromise between liberal church goers who supported the ordination of women, and traditionalists to whom the very idea of a female bishop was an anathema, a Lambeth Palace Spokesman revealed. ‘Geoff was an acceptable choice for all concerned: while she is undoubtedly a woman, she possesses certain masculine characteristics, such as the occasional five o’clock shadow.’

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Posted: Jul 18th, 2010
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Smoking Ban to be repealed to ease pensions crisis

Coalition ministers today spoke of ‘early autumn’ for the smoking in public places ban to be reversed. Senior figures are hoping that the expected early deaths of 250000 smokers, both actual and passive, each year will have a positive effect upon the spiralling pensions defecit issue.

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Posted: Jul 18th, 2010
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Exclusive to NewsBiscuit; the Raoul Moat Porcelain Figurine


Figurine will bring a touch of psychopath to your home that you will treasure forever

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Posted: Jul 18th, 2010
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Downloading industry threatened by rise of new ‘physical media’

the future has arrivedRepresentatives from Britain’s traditional downloading industry have urged the government to take swift action to stem the rise in popularity of so-called ‘physical media’ which they say is crippling the livelihoods of on-line pirates everywhere and disadvantaging honest consumers, by obliging them to spend money in shops.

‘It’s scary, the shift in people’s sense of right and wrong,’ said Per Lunkwill of Sweden’s Pirate Bay website. ‘Overnight we’ve seen these kids deserting their Bit Torrent clients in droves, and hitting the record shops to buy these ‘CDs’ and ‘DVDs’. I don’t know what the world’s coming to. If it’s all legal, where’s the excitement, the rebellion? Our advertising revenue?’

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Posted: Jul 17th, 2010
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