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‘Never before in human conflict have so many given so much for such a bunch of wasters,’ stated the ghost of Sir Winston Churchill on the 70th anniversary of the Battle of Britain, in a message transmitted using CERN’s latest quantum physics technology.

The message continued that, had the wartime PM known that us useless pillocks would grow up to cut veterans’ fuel allowance or mug them in the streets, he would have lit another cigar, poured a glass of malt and thrown in the towel.

‘I stopped turning in my grave years ago and decided to lie face down and wish you’d all go away,’ he concluded. ‘Oh, and when that bloody dog from the car insurance ads dies, he’ll get my boot up his backside and all.’

Sharpehunter

Posted: Aug 24th, 2010 by Guest