Cameron’s baby has passed GCSE maths
The new baby daughter of Samantha and David Cameron has passed its CGSE Mathematics with a B grade at the age of one day. Education secretary Michael Gove has hailed this as an example of everything the coalition is working for.
As is customary in the upper echelons of society, the new arrival was entered for the examination at its first 12 week scan at the same time as its name was put down for public school. It sat her GCSE in May, answering the questions with a series of kicks from inside Samantha Cameron’s womb.
‘We are absolutely thrilled,’ said a proud David Cameron on the steps of Truro hospital, where the result was delivered. ‘ Now we are keen for her get A-levels out of the way next year so that she can be free to concentrate on her political career and replace George Osborne before the next election.’
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Posted: Aug 25th, 2010 by Guest
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