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Kray twins to be reintroduced into the wild
‘The locals are always saying how things were better when the Krays were in charge, well now we have an opportunity to test that theory.’ [read...]
Daily Archives: August 30, 2010
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Government to keep NHS Direct in a shed in case real NHS stops working
The Coalition government has announced that axed medical helpline NHS Direct will not be scrapped completely, but kept in a shed in case the real NHS stops working. [read...]
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Grateful nation honours bankers with well-deserved day off
Ceremonies have been taking place across the United Kingdom to mark the August Bank Holiday, commemorating the hard work and sacrifice of the nation’s bankers and other financial sector workers who are taking a well-deserved day off. [read...]
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Iran completes construction of Death Star
‘The Death Star will be used for entirely peaceful purposes. Israel has no reason to worry about our new novelty paperweight.’ [read...]
