Kray twins to be reintroduced into the wild
‘The locals are always saying how things were better when the Krays were in charge, well now we have an opportunity to test that theory.’
Posted: Aug 30th, 2010
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Iran completes construction of Death Star
‘The Death Star will be used for entirely peaceful purposes. Israel has no reason to worry about our new novelty paperweight.’
Posted: Aug 30th, 2010
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Provisional RSPCA backs Greys in squirrel wars
The Provisional RSPCA has accepted responsibility for its latest act in a long running suburban terror campaign
Posted: Aug 29th, 2010
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Grown-ups to have birthdays read out on CBeebies under new discrimination laws
New legislation designed to combat age discrimination in the media has had an unforeseen side-effect, with thousands of adults inundating the production offices of children’s television channels with requests to read out their birthdays.
‘It has been the dream of many of us to have our names read out on our big day,’ declared the Right Honourable Jeremy Hunt MP; Secretary of State for Culture, Olympics, Media and Sport. ‘Most of us never had that privilege, but this legislation redresses the balance. When I was five, my mum sent a collage of me with Dick Dastardly and the Wacky Races to Noel Edmond’s Swap Shop,’ he recalled, ‘but it never got a mention. But last week I got a photo of me stuck onto a picture of Jeremy Clarkson and the Top Gear gang shown on CBBC to celebrate my 45th.’
Posted: Aug 28th, 2010
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Heartache for student as grandmother dies again
Tragedy struck second-year undergraduate Harvey Owen today, when his beloved grandmother Ivy again passed away for the fourth time just days before the start of her grandson’s critical end-of-term exams.
Posted: Aug 28th, 2010
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