There was immense relief last night when it was confirmed that the 2010 Commonwealth Games in New Delhi is be shortened to simply consist of a spectacular and colourful Opening Ceremony followed immediately by an impressive and moving Closing Ceremony.
Posted: Sep 30th, 2010
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David Miliband has denied quitting front-line politics so that he can throw stuff at his younger brother from the back benches. ‘I fully support my brother in everything he does and I’m sure that snot-face will make a great leader of the opposition’ he said whilst palming a pea-shooter to his wife.
Posted: Sep 30th, 2010
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The reclusive heir told his father that presiding over a brutal regime in which Marxist doctrine is enforced to the letter was some ‘heavy shit’ and that he planned to ‘chill for a bit and like, find myself’.
Posted: Sep 30th, 2010
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‘Dear Tony, I find your alleged complicity in war crimes and association with human rights abusers to be strangely arousing.’
Posted: Sep 30th, 2010
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Dave saw the potential for developing raising money when diverted on his way to work one morning. ‘I was annoyed at first, but then I saw that I could literally go the extra mile for charity.’
Posted: Sep 29th, 2010
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