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The father of a three-week-old baby has criticised the nation’s women for ‘waiting until it’s too late’ to show a sudden interest in him. Gareth Hayes, 31, from Acton, has revealed that, despite the recent birth of his baby daughter Emma, local women have started smiling at him in the street and approaching him in the local supermarket to chat.

‘It’s bloody ridiculous,’ said Hayes. ‘I spent years putting in the effort to attract a girl and nobody wanted to know. Now, just as I’ve got a baby and really shouldn’t be going off with another bird, they all seem to find me reassuring, attractive and marriageable. It’s just the worst luck – I can’t understand it. Neither can my wife.”

Posted: Sep 1st, 2010 by Guest