Quantum physicists blame police for death of MI6 agent

Quantum physicists have blamed the recent death of an MI6 agent found stuffed inside a large canvas bag on the investigator who opened the bag.

‘While in the bag, the agent was both alive and not alive at the same time. On opening the bag, they collapsed him to a single quantum state, which forced him into a state of permanent deadness.’

However, Schrodinger claims there is no absolute proof he was in the bag in the first place, so it cannot be determined whether opening the bag killed him.

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Posted: Sep 14th, 2010 by

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